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April 11th, 2006

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02:33 am - Severus for the desk-bound
I am Snake, the Paperclips Master.

You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of paperclipping. As there is little foolish stapler-wielding here, many of you will hardly believe this is real office work. I don't expect you will really understand the gently curving metal with it's shimmering sheen, the delicate power of that tiny appliance to secure several pieces of paper in a neat pile, awing your co-workers and impressing your bosses...I can teach you how to fasten together budget reports, bind manuscripts, even secure your Income Tax Return forms--if you aren't as idiotic as a bunch of office temps as I usually have to train.

Discovered here while surfing LJ for icons. (Slightly edited from the original)
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "Snake" by Robert Downey Jr.

(Eat a pomegranate)

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