You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of paperclipping. As there is little foolish stapler-wielding here, many of you will hardly believe this is real office work. I don't expect you will really understand the gently curving metal with it's shimmering sheen, the delicate power of that tiny appliance to secure several pieces of paper in a neat pile, awing your co-workers and impressing your bosses...I can teach you how to fasten together budget reports, bind manuscripts, even secure your Income Tax Return forms--if you aren't as idiotic as a bunch of office temps as I usually have to train.
Discovered here while surfing LJ for icons. (Slightly edited from the original)