|02:18 am - Frighteningly true tests|
I have a few quibbles with this one, since one of the answers is a bit misleading -- it depends on who else is part of the group in question -- if I know a goodly number of the folk there, then the above answer is true. Otherwise, I do an excellent imitation of a potted plant . . .
This next one is from OK Cupid:
The Window Shopper -- Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
Your exact opposite:
The Stiletto -- Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
BEWARE: The Hornivore
CONSIDER: The Gentleman, The Loverboy
Well, the good news is this is pretty accurate. This is also the bad news. I tend to end up with either the Hornivore or the afore-mentioned "self-involved or pessimistic man", since when I meet a Gentleman or Loverboy that I feel attracted to, they are already taken. Or gay.
Current Mood: pessimistic
Current Music: "Sleeping (In The Fire)" by W.A.S.P.