|06:11 am - Today is S.A.D. -- Single Awareness Day|
My thoughts on Valentine's Day are best summed up by my friend Dino's tweets on the subject a few hours ago:
Dear Cupid, please go play in traffic. Love, Dino.
Dear Cupid. Please hold this bag of explosives for me. All the best. Dino.
Dear cupid, I am going to sleep now. If u come anywhere near me, I will taser you. Then, I will mace you. Just for fun. Sweet dreams. Dino.
Current Mood: cranky
Current Music: "Sexodus" by Megaherz