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May 22nd, 2006


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11:39 am - Hogwarts lightbulb jokes
Q: How many Rons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ron can't afford lightbulbs

Q: How many Hermiones does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lighbulbs don't work at Hogwarts, how many times do I have to tell you?!

Q: How many Snapes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Zero. He gives Neville a detention and makes him do it instead.

Q: How many Harry Potters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Q: How many Remuses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Remus can't affor- um... let me get back to you on that one.

Q: How many Umbridges does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She passes a decree making it illegal for lightbulbs to burn out.

Q: How many Siriuses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Sirius can't change lightbulbs! He's dead! Hahahaha! (Advisory: joke funnier if you're Snape.)

Q: How many Gilderoy Lockharts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Gilderoy Lockhart couldn't change a lightbulb to save his life.

Q: How many Death Eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, the other to hex him and take credit for it.

Q: How many of Malfoy's henchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Change a lightbulb? Them? Okay, let's be serious now . . .

Q: How many Centaurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The lightbulbs are bright tonight.
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From:schwarzewitwe
Date:May 22nd, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
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LOL?

I like the icon, too!
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From:schwarzewitwe
Date:May 22nd, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
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Er, that should be !, not ?
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From:theentwife
Date:May 22nd, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
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Glad to see that you enjoyed them. :)

Thanks for the compliment! That icon is just perfect for me -- it ties together several of my fandoms: Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Harry Potter and Emeril the chef. Plus it has the blue-faced Scots/Braveheart reference to boot. #144 -- "The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife" -- is my favorite though, for obvious reasons. ;)


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