|11:31 pm - Ceremonial Magic for TechnoPagans|
From an email sent me by a friend:
Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Computer
Perform the Cabalistic cross as follows:
Hold your wireless mouse in your hand of power
Touch your CPU and vibrate the name INN-TELLL.
Draw the mouse down to the keyboard and intone the name AYY-EMM-DEE.
Draw the mouse up to the left upper corner of your monitor and drone the name SELL-ERR-ONN.
Draw the mouse to the upper right corner and chant the name PENN-TEE-YUMM.
Place the mouse gently back on its throne and cross your hands palms down over the keyboard saying SYSS-KO, Amen.
Beginning in the east, use your PDA to make the Banishing Pentagram of Silicon:
Hold the PDA in your hand of power, raise it and your other hand along side your head.
Step forward in the Sign of the Enterer, thrusting your PDA toward the pentagram and vibrating the name YAAA-HOOO.
Turn to the South and repeat, vibrating the name GOO-GLE.
Turn to the West and repeat, vibrating the name HOT-MAIL.
Turn to the North and repeat, vibrating the name NET-SCAPE.
Gesturing with your right hand, say: At my right, IBM.
Gesturing with your left hand, say: At my left, GATEWAY.
Gesturing before you, say: Before me, APPLE.
Gesturing behind you, say: Behind me, DELL.
Gesturing upward, say: And upon my head THE HOLY MICROSOFT OF GOD.
For about me flame the pentagrams of BYTE
And I am the center of the six rayed hard drive.
Repeat Cabalistic Cross.
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